Tuesday, June 15, 2010
time for a new one!
Hey my fellow blogyans (
"The best way to win an argument is to begin by being right." -Jill Ruckelshaus
A LOGICAL SOLUTION.
Now here is a problem that finally has a formula for getting to the bottom of an age old problem.
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-*-*-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far a** kissing will take you.
A-*-*-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bulls**t and A** Kissing that will put you over the top.
Now here is a problem that finally has a formula for getting to the bottom of an age old problem.
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-*-*-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far a** kissing will take you.
A-*-*-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bulls**t and A** Kissing that will put you over the top.
Friendship isn't about whom you have known the longest... It's about who came, and never left your side...
Someday your prince charming will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
People have the right to be stupid. Some people abuse that privilege
I think thats good for now, sorry for the late post (raisa) BEE HAPPY!!!!
laughattack
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8 comments:
haha i like those and the new background. i saw that me and raisa are banned from the nerd blog. i see how it is...... im just kidding i know it wasnt you that did it.
love those!!!!!!!! especially the prince charming one....and yes, that was very cool of you to ban us. or should i say, very cool of JONNY. stupidd. don't worry, we'll find a way in..
hey woah, creepin on me?? haha jk yeah well i think its some sort of invitation thing. idk, its kinda much but it keeps everyone updated.. yeah.. so ill see what i can do :) anyway, would you care to explain the deleted comment? i mean just because im REALLY curious as to what had to be deleted. i bet it was the name of someones boyfriend or something:) yeah, you know thats what it was haha. well, that pretty much covers everything!
yeah i was wondering about the deleted comment too. the 2nd one was me i forgot to log in.
oh that was me i said something i don't remember but it was something that i said and then later realized it wasnt true so i deleted it to save confusion and then reaalized it would cause more confusion than it would save
whaaat? haha well we solved the mystery, i guess!
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