if there is one messed up thing in the world its a girls ask guys dance
ok so I don't NECESSARILY believe that, but the pure awkwardness of it all just kind of speaks for itself. I'm sorry, boys, for putting so much pressure on you to be romantic. It's surprisingly difficult and makes you as nervous as.. well.. a very nervous thing-- chihuahuas!! I don't like this very much. Plus, if your not already dating someone, or if there isn't a known "thing" it could probably be the most terrifying experience. Take this example: "Hey Ted! I made you a cake!" Ted: "Oh thanks! Oh... meltdown?? uh.. sorry.. but no" Me: "Not even just as friends?" Ted: "No. I hate you. And your really annoying. Leave me alone please?". OK so maybe he wouldn't say it like that but still.. this hypothetical Ted being just changed my most embarrassing moment from the time I puked in class in 6th grade to the time I got rejected.
Although it may not seem so, I actually haven't written myself off. If I wasn't so f***ing nervous/scared I would ask someone in a heartbeat. See, I have two ideas in my head on how this could go. The first I've already explained, the second goes a little like this: Me: "Ted! Go to homecoming with me!" Ted: "Sure! I was secretly hoping you would ask me.." Me: "Well, ya know, I do sometimes read minds." Ted: "Geez, Abby, your the best!!". And such on and so forth. But the truth is it probably won't happen either of these ways, and my overactive imagination has yet again scared me shitless and prepared me for basically the only situations that won't happen.. go figure. The point still remains. I suck at asking people to do date-like things, even just as friends. "Hey Bob! Wanna go see that movie that we both want to see?" Bob: "Like a date?" Me: "Er... *cough*mumble*cough" Just kidding.. I'm busy until that movie is dead. I heard it was terrible anyways" You see my problem. I'm working on it though. Kinda.. it's kind of a rollercoaster of confidence.. Well if I have a date to meltdown we know the answer.
Another thing I learned.. I love couple names! Absolutely think they are the best part of being a couple (Major exageration right there). And not because I am beast at creating them.. a few of the greatest: Chumper (chadderdon, pumper) Schaffolme (Schafferon, Holmes) Trunningham (Cunningham, Triffe). This is my talent. Psh! Who needs college! Just saying.. so if you ever get a boyfriend or girlfriend, or even if you just have a thing, please don't hesitate to call :)
I realize that most of this post won't make sense.. sorry. I just saw that I hadn't posted in too long, and everything I had to post about before is either too boring or over.. soo this is basically what I have... Hopefully my awkward freshmanness is enough to entertain the masses?? I think so ;) BEE HAPPY!!
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actaully, your post was pretty entertaining. i liked the way you wrote it. excpet it took kindofa while to figure out that meltdown is a dance. i wish our dance had a cool name. ours is just'valentines dance' and it sounds stupid so no one is going. plus its traditional, so i cant ask anyone without looking like retard and im pretty sure no ones gonna ask me soooo the end of that. im volunteering at bingo night instead. id say its an acceptable alternative. anyway. i think, abby, that if theres any girl that should ask a guy, its you, because i can totally see you doing it, and getting accepted also. i can see it perfectly. its really cute. do it, please. anyway. post more. i like it. bye.
yeah bingo baby! ahaha that sounds so sad but it's true no one is going to that dance. yeah you seem like you would be way more likely to ask a guy then most people and if they say no you say f you and push them down! or something less scary.
oh haha sorry.. everyone just kinda calls it meltdown, you forget that it isn't normal lol. and its a bummer that you arent going, but it is pretty hard to beat an awesome bingo night.. i would totally do it! I need service hours, speaking of which.. anyway yeah idk a lot of girls have asked or are asking someone and most of my friends have.. so im guessing that i will, but still its so scary! but if he says no than i probably will push him down or something haha! i have no ideas on how to ask though. eh, i'll figure it out.
you could casually throw it into a conversation like hey, whats for lunch today bythewaydoyouwanttogotomeltdownwithme i hear it's lasagna!
ahahahaa that would be great!! im asking him by skittles jar haha. i really hope this isn't awkward..
hahahahahah cutttte how are you gonna do that?
i got a bunch of skittles and put them in a jar but i took out the orange ones. i spelled out my name with 8 of the orange ones and put them back in randomly. then i put a little note at the top that said "Meltdown? find the orange skittles" and i put it anonymously on his desk and yeah thats how i asked him
that is awesome! what did he say?
he said yes. she told me.
looooooool i laughed at this :) i'll follow you if you follow me? that goes for anyone by the way hehe keep those posts coming! xxx
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